I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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