we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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