If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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