no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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