i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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