Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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