Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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