i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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