you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
