So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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