Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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