Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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