So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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