We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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