forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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