I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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