i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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