Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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