I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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