Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Randomize
