Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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