Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Pants are for mortals
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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