found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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