Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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