Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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