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(541): View more from Oregon

Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.

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(712): View more from Iowa

Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.

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(281): View more from Texas

i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.

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(206): View more from Washington

Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated

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(250): View more from British Columbia

We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors

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(310): View more from California

I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.

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