ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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