She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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