come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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