My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
vagina is talking i cant
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
3pm strippers are depressing
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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