I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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