Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
