let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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