Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
"it" just moved
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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