eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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