wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Randomize
