Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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