Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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