But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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