Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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