'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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