The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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