Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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