WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize