i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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