halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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