Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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