He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize