IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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