I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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