Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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