i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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