I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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