im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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