Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
lol hangovers are for mortals.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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