So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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